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Created on 2013-06-16 02:48:13 (#2039417), last updated 2013-09-01 (215 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Jan 12
"Compared to the female, the male is tiny. Like a tiny little baby. He attaches himself to the female by biting her. He then digests part of his face, attaching himself to her. He atrophies, and winds up nothing more than a large pair of gonads. He releases sperm when needed.

To the mermaid, the human male is a very loud, annoying, and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads."
--True Facts

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